You See Me Mowin' My Front Lawn 
i Know They're All Thinkin' I'm So 
white And Nerdy 
 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
can't You See I'm White And Nerdy 
look At Me I'm White And Nerdy 
 
i Wanna Roll With The Gangstas 
but So Far They All Think I'm Too 
white And Nerdy 
 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
i'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
really, Really White And Nerdy 
 
first In My Class Here At Mit 
got Skills, I'm A Champion At D&d 
m.C. Escher, That's My Favorite M.C. 
keep You're 40, I'll Just Have An Earl Grey Tea 
my Rims Never Spin, To The Contrary 
you'll Find That They're Quite Stationary 
all Of My Action Figures Are Cherry 
stephen Hawking's In My Library 
 
my Myspace Page Is All Totally Pimped Out 
got People Beggin' For My Top Eight Spaces 
yo, I Know Pi To A Thousand Places 
ain't Got No Grills But I Still Wear Braces 
i Order All Of My Sandwiches With Mayonnaise 
i'm A Wiz At Minesweeper, I Could Play For Days 
once You've See My Sweet Moves, You're Gonna Stay Amazed 
my Fingers Movin' So Fast I'll Set The Place Ablaze 
 
there's No Killer App I Haven't Run (Run) 
at Pascal, Well I'm Number One (One) 
do Vector Calculus Just For Fun 
i Ain't Got A Gat, But I Got A Soldering Gun (What?) 
happy Days Is My Favorite Theme Song 
i Could Sure Kick Your Butt In A Game Of Ping Pong 
i'll Ace Any Trivia Quiz You Bring On 
i'm Fluent In Javascript As Well As Klingon 
 
here's The Part I Sing On... 
 
you See Me Roll On My Segway 
i Know In My Heart They Think I'm 
white And Nerdy 
 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
can't You See I'm White And Nerdy 
look At Me I'm White And Nerdy 
 
i'd Like To Roll With The Gangstas 
although It's Apparent I'm Too 
white And Nerdy 
 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
i'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
how'd I Get So White And Nerdy 
 
i Been Browsin', Inspectin' X-Men Comics 
you Know I Collect 'em 
the Pens In My Pocket, I Must Protect Them 
my Ergonomic Keyboard Never Leaves Me Bored 
shoppin' Online For Deals On Some Writable Media 
i Edit Wikipedia 
i Memorized Holy Grail Really Well 
i Can Recite It Right Now And Have You R-O-T-F-L-O-L 
 
i Got A Business Doing Websites (Websites) 
when My Friends Need Some Code, Who Do They Call? 
i Do Html For 'em All 
even Made A Homepage For My Dog, Yo 
i Got Myself A Fanny Pack 
they Were Havin' A Sale Down At The Gap 
spend My Nights With A Role Of Bubble Wrap 
pop, Pop - Hope No One Sees Me Gettin' Freaky 
 
i'm Nerdy In The Extreme 
whiter Than Sour Cream 
i Was In Av Club And Glee Club 
and Even The Chess Team 
only Question I Ever Thought Was Hard 
was "do I Like Kirk Or Do I Like Picard?" 
spend Every Weekend At The Renaissance Faire 
got My Name On My Underwear 
 
they See Me Strollin', They're Laughin' 
and Rollin' Their Eyes Cause I'm So 
white And Nerdy 
 
just Because I'm White And Nerdy 
just Because I'm White And Nerdy 
all Because I'm White And Nerdy 
holy Cow, I'm White And Nerdy 
 
i Wanna Bowl With The Gangstas 
but Oh Well, It's Obvious I'm 
white And Nerdy 
 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
think I'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
i'm Just Too White And Nerdy 
look At Me I'm White And Nerdy